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7.14.2006

Joe is an Ass

To have reached the point where you're SERIOUSLY considering not inviting your own brother to your wedding is rather sad.

And it's pissing me off.

And I don't know how to tell my father that Joe has just been bumped to the "B" list because of his piss-poor attitude.

What. An. Ass.

7.07.2006

By George, I Think I've Got It!

If I can find my really atrocious stage adaptation of James Thurber's short story The Lady on 42 I think I have some great source material to work with.

And if I forget to mention the van with VA plates and newspaper tacked to its rear windows with a driver who didn't seem to know if he wanted to go to Newark Airport or onward towards the tunnels in the rewrite, I will be SORRY.

Yes, this is paranoid ranting. But in a September 12th world, with reduced Homeland Security funding to ports like New York & New Jersey, well, Michael Chertoff can eat my shorts.

7.03.2006

All I Want Is THIS Beer!!!

Samuel Adams' Patriot Brew 4-Pack

But I can't seem to find it anywhere and I am PISSED.

I want these beers.

Maybe it's the history buff in me, or maybe it's my adventurous palate, but I wanna try these beers.

And I can't find them anywhere.

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